There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Holy sore nipples Batman
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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