New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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