I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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