on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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