Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
