I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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