I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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