haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize