i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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