we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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