Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
