is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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