I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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