ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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