just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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