We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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