My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
its liver damage thursday
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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