so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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