I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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