I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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