Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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