so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
where does the pee come out of this thing
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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