Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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