so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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