ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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