he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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