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I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm both gender and math confused
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