chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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