? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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