your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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