How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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