Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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