We're facebook friends in real life
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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