Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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