I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
either way he was missing a nipple.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
i out mim tonsoeep
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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