So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
