Can Purell be used as lube?
I just cut my nipple shaving
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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