we're blogging at a bar
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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