you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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