My hand turned me down
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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