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(212): View more from New York

Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.

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(214): View more from Texas

I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.

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(631): View more from New York

I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"

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(256): View more from Alabama

Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.

(1-256): View more from Alabama

Is this the acid talking?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.

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(705): View more from Ontario

It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.

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