So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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