nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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