But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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