what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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