i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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