you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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