id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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