Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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