I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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