Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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