it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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