What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Randomize
