Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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