Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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